im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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