More tranny stories later!
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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