Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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