Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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