ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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