And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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