If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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