you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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