Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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