your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
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