ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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