If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I smell like Dick and happiness
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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