no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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