You're my little dorito
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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