singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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