Just fell off a train. Bad.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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