I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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