Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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