: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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