ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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