So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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