"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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