i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Everything about him screamed your future.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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