If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize