does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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