i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
this will be a night to untag.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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