butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
please don't ironically join a cult
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