She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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