I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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