Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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