I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
