Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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