yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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