It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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