She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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