I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
We need to get me chipped asap
A+ Viking dick
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