How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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