just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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