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(515): View more from Iowa

So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...

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(706): View more from Georgia

I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.

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(850): View more from Florida

best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!

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(913): View more from Kansas

Let's make jello shots for tomorrow

(1-913): View more from Kansas

What's going on tomorrow?

(913): View more from Kansas

Nothing, it's Wednesday

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(270): View more from Kentucky

she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.

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(214): View more from Texas

I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now

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(512): View more from Texas

If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!

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