Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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