I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
only you would photoshop your dick
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Randomize