You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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