i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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