I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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