You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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