I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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