About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Randomize
