Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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