you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
