omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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