FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
