If i come over, it means nothing
Screwed.edu
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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