Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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