take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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