how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
